Ahahaha. Pineapple is screwed.

Shimatteee~!
I could start randomly speaking in japanese right nao due to the amount of anime that I have just watched but there is a more pressing matter.
The matter of how I am going to cover my ass. RIGHT NOW.
Heres the situation:
1. I havent done crap since vaca started.
2. I need a research thing by 2morrow for our group.
3. We havent had a meeting yet.
4. Matt wants the timeline.
5. IM NOT DONE ON THE TIMELINE.
6. Mike wants to meet at his house.
7. Pineapple might not be able to make it because public transit sucks ass.
8. Rayne is going all spirtual on my ass.
9. Pineapple trying to be neutral, as always.
10. Pineapple is screwed.

AGH!
And looking back on 2008, there are a bunch of things that need clearing up. Christine is going to kill me. With her and E being such bishes, I cant take it! I cant believe that I have been degraded to this point. My life was supposed to be grand, fancy, MONUMENTAL. Having friends and killing bad guys. I have extremely loyal friends, but I have not exterminated the ties down to my friggin self. I need a revenge plan. VENDETTA! I will. I want to exterminate them. They have looked down upon me, my whole life. I will receive vengence. Whoever has done wrong. A vigilante. But not so, I cannot watch over the lives of so many in one go. I will exterminate them and have my place where my place shall be. A normal person, unafflicted by the wounds of the tyrannical system in which my life is ruled. I wanted to be popular and known, but not as a crazy cat lady! I wanted to be the justice seeker, the femme fatale! Look at me today! I am a failure today. I have to resurrect my image and take revenge against E and the socialites who live in the depths of hypocracy. 2009 is the year of their demise.

Revised resolution!

My new years resolution is:

SAKUJO.

Wouldnt that be awesome!?

Yahhhh.

I will resurrect the dormant charm that I THINK I once had. The dormant charm that sleeps with the soul of every disrupted dreamer. The femme fatale within all of us. And now, to be bored and start studying my life and pinpoint where it is that I started eating so much ice-cream! I really need to stop eating sweets. Its making me fat! Yes, even for me, that is possible. For me, Juliet VanSchulear, to get fat. Man, what the heck do I do all day. I feel like watching oprah and being scottish. I WANNA BE SCOTTISH. Or english. But pineapple is a danish muffin.

Oh well, maybe someday. I'll be french and take my husband from paris and drag him to rhode island where we will be a happy, happy couple. *puke* Argh. I've been deprived of my girlish charm for wayyy tooo loooonng. Need to find my girly charm again. Without plastic surgery. ;)

Au Bientou.

Hope you fare well.

-Pineapple-chan.

or

Hitori-Chan

or

just plain

Juliet Envy Midnight Victoria VanSchulear