DAMMIT.

They're invading my dreams again.
Evan and Nalyn (melon).
THIS IS CREEPY.
What happened was:

It was a regular day at prep school (yes, prep school) and we were preparing for a swimming competition in the GIGANTIC swimming pool outside that was surrounded by a stadium that could seat 10000 people. I was one of the swimmers and Matt was randomly in swim trunks yelling at us in his usual dorkish manner, to swim faster. And I called him "coach". If that wasnt weird enough, he was 11 years older and was standing next to his fckin gorgeous supermodel girlfriend. I asked her how she liked a guy like him and she said he was "sweet". And I was like, "Girl, you have not met this man yet." "Coach" blushed and told me to shut up and take a lap around the pool. And I went with a smirk.

While I was swimming, I saw him making out with his girlfriend and I thought, "What the hell is wrong with her and can anyone stick their tongues that far down someone's throat?" They went off together to do GAWD KNOWS WHAT. And I was left sitting in the sunny area on the paved concrete around the pool. Evan walked up to me and said "Hey." And I, again unconsciously, said "Hey yourself~" I think I flirted with him. I THINK. The convo went something like:

Evan: Hey
Me: Hey yourself~
Evan: What are you doing over here?
Me: I'm on the swim team, dummy. -taps evan's head lightly- (oh my gawd. I hate my dream self)
Evan: Right....

-awkward pause-
Both: So-
Evan: You go first
Me: Nah, you go first
Evan:I insist
Me: I decline
Evan: Ehh.... I forgot what I was gonna say...
Me: Me too...

-nervous laughter-

Me: Man, it's hot today...
Evan: I'll go get us water then
Me: You dont have to...
Evan: I insist
Me: You and your chivalry
(see... this doesnt happen in real life. In real life, evan is a total jackass who punched me in the face and I would have bit him if my friends hadnt stopped me. He insults everyone and is the most callous and depressing person in the whole entire fcking world. Nalyn... WHY DID YOU GO OUT WITH THIS GUY?!)
Evan: I'll be right back
Me: I'll be waiting -wink- (eww....-shudder. Whyyy????)

I stare at the sky contemplating the world and what future awaits me.
He comes back.

Me: That was quick.
Evan: Of course. I am doing track.

(WAIT. SLOW DOWN. TRACK!? Evan cant do track for shit. He cant beat me in the mile run! He's like the lamo cheater. I run faster. That's prolly cause its my forte, but Evan in track is a no. I didnt even think real life matt would be in track. And now karma is shoving past events in my face... moving on)

Me: I didn't know. You seem like... not the jock type.
Evan: -laughs- Yeah, but the guys pushed me into it and I sorta had no choice.
Me: I see.
Evan: Swimming must be fun, eh?
Me: Sorta. It's a lot of work and coach goes to extremes for the team to win.
Evan: Like what?
Me: Nothing shady like cheating, but he jumps into the water and and drags us.
Evan: That sounds like harassment. -laugh-
Me: May be. -giggle-

(i did not just do that. I did not just do that. I DID NOT JUST DO THAT.)

A whistle blows.
Me: It's time for me to get back in the pool. Coach wont be happy if I slack off.

I blow a kiss and dive into the pool. (By this point, my real brain has melted and my mental health, rapidly deteriorating.)

Matt or "Coach" looks messed up. I guess we can guess what he was doing. Ohohoho.

Melon steps onto the scene and slaps my face.
Me:What was that for?
Melon: Get your head in the game.
We both laugh.

Melon: Where have you been?
Me: Sitting here, duh.

-end pt 1 of dream-
it actually goes on longer, but my mother is dragging me shopping. Edit later!