Did I ever tell you?

Theres a lot of things people keep secret. To air out their dirty laundry is unspeakable. And yet some confess because they want attention. This is what I do. Sort of, in a sense. I dont really do much except blog about my life in all its lovely unnesscesseryness. I take pride in telling you what you already know. XD Completely random, yet makes comeplete sense.

Today I had one of those moments when i say "WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR?!" in my head repeatedly. You ever say to yourself, "He's soooooo cuttteee~!" while staring at a random guy on the bus. Yeah, I did. Cute meaning hawt. Perfect voice, perfect height, perfect smile. Ah~ And then I snapped out of it when I saw the bigger picture. I was being materialistic. Looks do not equal personality... unless you are in middle school in which case looks = more than personality. Ugh. PIGS! And besides me being materialistic, I realized he was surrounded by a bunch of girly groupies.

Life lesson No1 : IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, ALL HANDSOME GUYS HAVE GROUPIES.
Handsome defined as classicly handsome; height should be around 5'3 or higher, semi-athletic build (o.o DONT TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY!), voice has a mellow tone to it, and etc. I guess its not really FAIR to generalize, but I do generalize anyways. That might be sorta the more general criteria for middle school. No offense to those who have other criteria. >.<
Juliet has different criteria which may change along with time: (PLEASE DO NOT POKE FUN AT ME PEOPLE WHOM I KNOW WHO ARE READING THIS!) height: 5"2 or higher, semi-athletic build, charming, sweet, funny, has some sort of brains... heres where it splits into catagories:
CATAGORY A: Narcisstic (more narcisstic than sadistic): Guys who fit into the group of self agrandizement... sorta... not too much. Quiet, conservative, shy. And probably an all around good listener who would be comforting to be with.
CATAGORY B: Jester type: Can carry on a conversation, can tell jokes, though can use their brains. Can make people laugh.
CATAGORY C: (this type of person rarely ever exists): PRINCE TYPE: classically handsome, lady-killer, sweep off feet, naturally surrounded by roses. (STUPID GROUPIES! WHY?!) Can talk suavely, intelligent, good listener, can carry on a conversation, seems like they can pull flowers out of nowhere, and HUGGABLE!

KYAAA~! JULIET IS GOING SUPER KYA OVER THIS. AT LEAST NO GUYS READ MY BLOG NE~? OR ELSE THIS WILL BE BIG TROUBLE FOR JULIET! Oh noes. I have to go. peace out.

-Juliet