Hi. Its ur favorite pineapple here to talk to you at the MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR~ mwah~
I ish semi-hyper here in like 5th period and now hahahahaha. XD
No reason for typing that but teh MELON is here, sitting next to me. I will hand the computer over in a second.
OHMAYGULAY. Hi. We is here in 5th period and if the sub catches us I dunno what will happen to your favorites fruit friends. LOL There's the word "annus" in the english packet. Woops. I sneezed on the screen... -wipe...wipe-
Ew DESU. Thats naaasty melon. As you know, melon has a cold. and now pineapple has a cold too. YESH SHE DOES. You know what happened, ne? CAN PINEAPPLES AND MELONS EVEN CATCH COLDS? We're sooo uber-awwesome that we can catch fruity colds. FRUITY COLDS! Cause we're uber awesome and even our teeeacchars know it~ FRUIT POWER.
If you havent already, go to her blog which is located at:
www.melonomy.blogspot.com
there melon, free advertisting. Though only anilee and sammy read this blog. Maybe matt, because matt is a pain in the #@#$~
We had moa-fun without melon. MOA-FUN. XD
You cant beat that melon!!!!
Bwahahaha. Melo. Lolz. Mello => Melon
O.O
That is weird.
Today sorta sucked. It really, really did. My stalkee/ no longer stalkeee.... ermm.... I HAD A WEIRD WEDDING DWEAM. It had a giant rubber DUCKIE. A talking one too. And matt was there and so was ashton and melon WAS WEARING A PURPLE TAFFATA DRESS.
I was getting wed and I said shit. The next thing I know, were at school. Someone -hem- i really dont want to say their name cause it makes it SO awkward, I swear-hem- asked me out. It was weird cause I plucked a fake rose on my way to meet him. And he asked me and im like *blushblush* and then I snapped back and I was like WTF am I doing? He was like there and I was like OMG THIS IS _________. WHY IS HE IN MY DREAM?! DREAM INVADERS!
And we took a walk on the beach and went to eat weird healthy food, prepared by liiyeri (LOL I'm still surprised she can cook.) And we were being all lovey-dovey and crap and then my brain was like "Vicki, WTF ARE YOU DOING?!"
-this has been interrupted for a special report-
HOMG. Jacob likes me?! Fluck it. FLUCK. That is not his codename. HA. Figure him out. WTF. WTF. I have been made a victim. A VICTIM. SHEEET. No. No No noooo! Seriously, I liked him in like 6th grade, but... not nowwww. GAAH. Melon shaaaaddddup!!~~~~ -run away-
Butbutbut this is so cute XD You finally have your chance at someone Pine-chan! XDD Yeah, like Annae said "have fun." Kukukukukukukku.
Nya. This pineapple has the romantic IQ of .... a pineapple. Too much shoujo manga has ruined my brain and so has soaps. The anime and the how to be a perfect girl training in all aspects is a FAIL. My training has been A FAIL.
At least you've convinced all the teachers that you look like a manga character. xDDD
But.....
MY LIFE = CRAP
My training= CRAP
||
My appearance= v XXCRAPXX Your appearance is your manganess. XD
MY MANGANESS = FAIL.
Myaaaa. If I were a manga character, then my childhood friend would be here going "Vicki, you are panicking." Melon is better. She even commented my manganess ^.^ Yet, I still want a cute little pet.
-sniff- She said I'm .. better -blowtissue- >~~~<; I feel so loved. XD
And wah? I think you got off topic xD
I WANTA PET TOO. EVEN A FROGGY WOULD DO.
What are you implying melon? -pokepoke- froggy? YOU SUREEE????
The tree frogs from YouTube are hawt. XD
brb. Im going to bang my head on the wall.
You can't do that, silly, the teacher would look at joo funny. xD
fine. But. BUT. BUT.... idk. It ruins the pineapple skin. It bruises too. o.o
Where is liza when you need her randomisity?
In journalism.... =[
Speaking of buts.. my pants feel cold. What have I been sitting on?
An un-prewarmed seat. You, my friend, need a prewarmed seat! GET YOURS FOR ONLY 5.99! You heard me! A prewarmed seat for only $5.99!
... N-no thank you. I already get one right when I sit down for Brandezas's class. OH. And alba wants to make a CabYeri spot on Fanpop.com. XD
But no worries, I won't let her outcreep the OGS. xD
Mwah. Merry 2nd of december. Countdown til school ends:
COUNTDOWN:
21.....
luv y'all. and i know you wuv me too.
WHERE IS MELON? SHE SHOULD BE SAYING CRAP TOO!
xD I'm here I'm here goosh. I dun want scchool to end so soon. Actually liike school Dx
Where am I going to go during nutrition? OH RIGHT. WE DON'T HAVE UBER AWESOME NUTRITION AT HOME. ALL I GET TO EAT IS A PLAIN ROLL AND RAMEN. BUT I CAN'T EVEN EAT THE ROLL CAUSE OF MY STUPID SORE THROAT.
I'm also giong to miss the AYO/YIO/PMS Pillar!! Where am I supposed to go when I'm all down? I have to babysit my sttuuupid sisteres who gave me the damn sore throat cause I yell at 'em so much cause they're SOOOOO UBER ANNOYING. NOT EVEN THE EPIC WAY. AND MY BROTHER ISH A PUCKTARD. PUCKING PUCKTARD. NOT EVEN THE EPIC WAY FOR HIM, EITHER. -huff-
We gots to go. Melon out~ Byee~
PINEAPPLE WANTS UR FAAACCCEEE! (CHAINSAW MASSACRE!)
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