More than anyone does, I dislike my parents.

Here is my situation:
My mom is an overexaggerative drama queen.
My dad is never home.
Both of my grandpas are pushing dasies.
My grandmas support both of my parents.
My brother is a violent, fat bastard.
My cousins are all annoying (the younger ones at least).
My older cousins dont bother with helping me.

People usually have a nice mom, or one who helps them. I dont. I have the most ridiculous parents in the whole fucking world.
My mom:
"Vicki, you got a B?"
"Yea."
"Try harder next time."
later...
"Vicki. WTF?! You got a B?"
"*facepalm* yea. "
next situation:
3am: Dad:
"Vicki, you're still not finished with your homework?"
"Mhm."
"*whispers* continue."
"argh."

My dad is never home and gives too much of a shit over my grades.

Mom:
"Vicki, go mop the floor."
"Okay, if I can take my mp3 player. Can I?"
"*screams so the whole fucking world can hear* Why not? An i-pod? I'm not going-"
"*walks away*"
"*screams so uncle can hear* An i-pod?"
"*slams door shut and locks it* "
This is why I am blogging right now as my mom remains screaming and i remain as apathetic as the day before. My mom making a retard of herself and I locking myself in my room for the hundreth time. I should really start keeping track.

And my parents are never in the giving spirit on christmas or on other people's birthdays:
Last Christmas: (shoulda videotaped all of these)
"Can I buy presents for my friends?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because."
"Because why?"
"Because it wastes money."
=___=" Someone. Kill the repeat button. Ive had this conversation every time for the past like 100 years. Even on birthdays.

Now my mom is trying to lure me out of my room using merit. NOT WORKING. I am not a jackass. (unlike dad who didnt know what 12 multiplied by 12 was.) And all this happened because of my mother never listens. And my mom loves to make fun of me. I am not going outside as my uncle AND my mom are laughing at me. Its not going to be pretty nor cheerful.
If they werent my mother and uncle and father (which they will not be in a few months after I file the order and I get the shit out of this place in which I have lived out of necessity and lack of motavation, I have realized that my parents suck. They're not the worst, but they're somewhere near there). Again... if they werent my mom and dad and uncle this is what would happen:
"Merry Christmas bitches!"
*smacks faces* *kicks* *ties a rope around them* *throws in dumpster*

They are the most sarcastic and immature parents in the world. I take it back.
They are THEEE most sarcastic and immature attention-loving parents in the world.
Ha. My room is locked so even if they do get in here (which they never) shit.
Ciao.