Humbarg.

Merry friggin christmas eve.
There are so bery many thing I hate about this time of year.
People are happy and cozy and warm and toasty
and some are just plain okay
but for those, I mean some
and by some I mean me,
I hate this cheery season.
For reasons a many
I hate christmas cheer
because santa's not real
(oh dear.)
and the part I hate most
is myself at the time
because buying all these presents
left me with but a dime
The chesnuts a roasting,
I hope they burn
for christmas carries
little childrens' yearns
of toys and gifts and lots of toys
trucks and dollies, a sea of joy
the selfish little pricks who do nothing but smile
well you can look at their face in a while
and watch them complain and complain and complain
of what they have or havent gained
for those who love this christmas cheer, I say
BAH HUMBUG.

Ya little weirdoes.