Melon is stealing my gig.

My third person thing.
Lol.
Dood.
I have about 4 minutes to post
I havent not started on the pyramid wksht.
Today is like 2 hours of elective so I can finish it there.
XD
I'm like sooo behind right now. Cause I'm working with Matt again. -sigh- He has like... 0% fun when he's around me. I'm starting to wonder if it's just me or is it that he just hates me/thinks im a stalker/ hates me/ really hates me/ dislikes me.

I guess I could take a break.

CAUSE HOLEH FCK. I HAVE LIKE 1 HOUR TO DO MY GEOMETRY AND MY I AM POEM.
-facepalm-

nice going Juliet. Now that we've slept until 5:30, how the fuck are we going to finish our homework? Such an idiot....

I was talking with Christine and whatsherface.... eck lets just call her Kate. Kate and I are apparently unvited to Christine's wedding with Mark (did I use that name yet?) Apparently they are soooo in love that they want it to be forever, you know, cause Christine is MOVING TO GLENDALE AND GOING TO CV. Doood.

It got me thinking. What the hell am I supposed to do for the rest of my life? Be normal? Work in an office? Have 10 cats and name them after my exs? I want to get the hell out of here and find a sweet boyfriend who would hug me and kiss me even if I have morning breath. One that would live with me and have an awesome job. I want a boyfriend who thinks I'm gorgeous once I roll out of bed. I want one who I can hug and make EVERYONE ELSE jealous to their bones. My boyfriend has to be serious sometimes, but can make me laugh most of the time. He has to have a heart that I can slowly unlock. He has to love me and only me. If some broad with great boobs and a tight ass walks by, he is still looking at me. He has to be just a bit taller than me. It would be awkwardly sweet to kiss him. I would have to go on my tip toes and pull his head close to mines.

He has to be smart or at least have some brains. Maybe poetry. Maybe an awesome instrument like a guitar or a violin. I would listen to him play instead of going to sleep and I would have bags under my eyes the next day but I would be happy. He has to be hygenic or else I will make him hygenic. (I might even have to jump in the shower with him >.o) He must be chivalrous but not too much or I would get pissed off. I dont like chivalry in guys. Chivalry is lame, but then again no one has shown chivalry. This is where juliet gets torn off from vicki. Vicki likes chivalry and thinks it's sweet and makes her feel special. Juliet thinks its a crime against women to be chivalrous. It's a put-down like "You cant do anything." Ehn. But this is MY type. Not juliet's.

He has to go horsebackriding and skateboarding with me. Though I will dorkily fail, it would be sorta cute. I would ice skate circles around him. I would pet his hair until he's like "cut it out XD" and I would be laying next to him asking him random questions (STILL IN OUR PJs DOOD). And he would never pressure me for sex and he would treat me like a delicate rose. And I would hug and squish him forever. And if we ever have kids, they would be cute little bundles of energy. Juliet doesnt want kids. She says they're a hassle and they just puke. Teenagers will never love you and you'll die unhappy. Um... I think she's the one who's gonna die unhappy and ALONE. XP

Mya. Well I have to do my hw nao before I die.
CIAO.

-Vicki

is PMSing and dying for the perfect one.