*ROLLS EYES*
Stupid Melon.
There is no essence to humanity
so technically there is nothing to figure out.
-facepalm-
TECHNICALLY, I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HUMANITY.
Humanity is sooo overrated, I can't stand it.
I'm technically only half human, so ha.
I'm half imaginary, sorta, but I exist. So I exclude myself and Vicki from the rest of humanity. Humans are sooo overrated. I'm tecnically not human so *cackles* you losers are stuck with your own problems. I have my own set of problems which block out human drama problems. Sure, I love drama. Just not when it involves me too much.
Humanity.
Sure.
Whatever you say. How the fuck do you know you're even human?
What if you're not human? How do you know?
Whatever.
I'm going to stay in my fortress of ignorance and solitude; my no-boys-allowed clubhouse; my satirical play written by sadists with too much time on their hands; my blog full of rant; my lovely life of nice, quiet screaming and laughter and excitement.
Humanity isnt a question.
It's an answer.
What sucks?
Humanity.
What's the reason we are questioning ourselves?
Humanity.
What is gonna eventually screw itself over?
Humanity.
Pft. You people and your LAME interrogative skillz. Only Juliet sees the big picture cause she ish not human. She is a hybrid of insane lunatic, friendly bunneh, and normal. So joo cannot try playing baseball with a 45 caliber.
(Vicki cutting in)
Um, I'm bouncing back a little earlier than expected. My life would go into chaos if not, so... yea. Ignore her. She's not gonna be able to get her hands on a 45 caliber. She shouldnt. Or else she'll go onto a spazz mode where nothing matter and everything just sucks for her and me. My life will be ruined. I'll be stuck into a mental facility and you know, thats sorta not fun for me.
(Juliet)
OMG. UR BACK! EARLY? WOW.
You never get back early.
Ever!
-squishes-
(Vicki)
I'm just going to check if you're ruining my life.
-flips through memory-
Nope. It's fine I guess.
Imma be going back to sleep for a few da-
(Juliet)
NOOO! DONT LEAVE ME!!!!!
(Vicki)
Nyt~
(Juliet)
-dies-
Damn. What the hell am I supposed to do nao?
-Juliet
apparently still covering for Vicki
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