YOU GUYS ARE WEIRD.

Why are my two best friends sharing a crush?
Well not my best friends, because that implies a heiarchy.
They ish my closest friends.

They share a crush.
I am being tortured.
Because walls talk.
I dont like him at all.
I think he's bad for them.
He's ebilly evil.
But I go along with it anyways, because if they are semi-protective still, which I guess they are, they will freak out and like... yeah. I dont like him. He's like a more depressing version of me. Which is scary, because seriously, you dont get more depressed than THIS.

Evan is:

• Bad for Ari and Dani
• more depressing than me
• thinks he's funny, but really isnt
• points out the most fckin obvious things
• should never be a role model for children
• evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil
• creates hypotheticals more often than me & ari
• NOT A SLAP IN THE FACE FOR REALITY AND LIFE
• charming at all or cute or even anywhere NEAR it people
• an insult to the word "idiot"; which he does not deserve anymore
• a person who i will never call retard again because he likes the attention
• not worth typing an extra long hate rant about so i will end the hate rant here

HONESTLY.

He's bad for you guys. If you seriously, emotionally like him, you will lose.
YOU WILL LOSE YOUR EFFING FIRST LOVE TO A PERSON WHO STRAIGHT OUT DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR AFFECTION.

I want to reitterate here; I do not love. I do not mull. I do not like.
I dislike, push away, reject, kick&scream, ignore, and shut out.
It is only very rarely that one wins my heart, or keeps it for more that 10 seconds, because I dont just focus on the cute ones. I get the ones with more than half a heart.

And I sense, because I am just that crazy, that Evan is a person with a superbly thick case around his heart which, even if you get a jackhammer, no one will be able to get through. He also pretends to be stupid, because someone has injured him very much.

I watch movies. Maybe i overthink the stereotypical "cold hearted" guy. But, I know he's twice as evil as me, and twice as injured somehow. Which makes him twice as worse than dating me. You do not know what it is like to date me. And you probably dont wanna know.

Evan is going to be a selfish bastard until he moves. Then he will like someone, open his heart and get thrown to the floor. The person who is going to help him up is not going to be either of you so pucker up and face reality.

I've read too much shoujo manga to be wrong. I've also studied novels, pysche books, and advice columns. So do not question me, I know, because somehow, Evan is a guy version of me. (cept twice as much of a drama queen and probably twice as popular).

And if you dont detach urselves,

I will warn you for your own good

and i am also going to do this for your own good;

I WILL HATCH THE EVILLEST CRAZIEST SCEME THAT YOU HAVE SEEN IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFETIME; PAST OR FUTURE.

And let me re-reitterate; I dont like him. You do.

YOU LIKE HIM.

DONT YOU!?

If you dont stop me, you know I'll do something insane.
Cause I'm like that <3

-Juliet
does love.

just not more than 0.0001% of the time.